Our minds are slightly evil (shocking, I know). Thus on a beautiful day like today here’s our conversation:
D: Oh that weeping cherry tree is so gorgeous!
J: I love spring.
D: Spring is such a romantic time.
J: Unless you’re married of course.
D: But it’s also alcohol awareness month (which is HUGE) and most spring flings end in breakups anyway which causes you to drink, so maybe we should celebrate that instead.
J: Why not have a contest for the worst breakup lines and/or dating stories ever. Much more entertaining than all that mushy romance.
D: Definitely. Someone just told me that the man she had been seeing turned out to be a flasher and she had no idea until she googled him. I need that kind of humor in my day.
Thus, in honor of alcohol awareness month (and spring romance of course)
we invite you to send us the worst break up excuses you have ever heard OR your worst dating experience. We’ll pick a winner in two weeks to receive two free box sets. Just post your responses as comments to this blog entry. Good luck!