Stephanie C! We loved ALL your stories but had to narrow it down somehow and this one was just so...unbelievably rude. Then again, so were the countless cheating stories, the hijacked picnic basket, the closeted bi-sexual, the bloody nose, the list goes on. Ahh choices, choices… so difficult to pick just one. What the hell, you all deserve something for taking the time to enter. Everyone who posted will receive a discount code for 25% your purchases for the next week. Please keep a look out for an email from us with your special code.

Stay tuned for future contests! Happy reading…here’s the winning entry:

"I had a guy tell a friend that he no longer wanted to date me because I had no personality. He said, you know on Christmas when there's this really amazing present under the tree? You can't believe how beautiful it looks & you're so excited it's for you. But when you finally get to open it, it's just a boring sweater & you think - ugh, can I return it? Ouch. I'm usually told that I have too much personality, so this was a new one! At least I can laugh about it now... I'll never forget that analogy, though!"

PS - We sincerely apologize for taking so long to get this post up. We've been on our hands and knees (get your minds out of the gutter folks) putting together our booth for the Stationery Show this week. Nothing says "humbling" like trying to jam a tiny screw into a cheap piece of MDF. More on the joys of that later.