When we started this business we had a fantabulous idea that we would also launch a blog where we could share our daily musings, random ideas, and interesting tidbits about our day – like the fact that we took a joint yoga class today. (Since we know you’re all fascinated by that.) As you can see from the fact that our last post was four months ago, we’re not doing so well in that department.

Thus we decided to dub ourselves Worst Bloggers Ever. There are no “official” trophies or awards for this (not yet at least) so we’re fashioning one for ourselves out of toilet paper and duct tape. Take that Martha Stewart.

Here are our top ten reasons why we deserve such an esteemed title:

1. We decided to launch TWO companies in the worst economy of our lifetime with no staff and then can't figure out why we don't have time to write about what we're eating for lunch
2. We don’t understand why no one cares what we’re eating for lunch (I mean, have you seen the status updates on Facebook??)
3. We just got back from a very high-profile business trip to Kansas City for our latest print run which clearly takes up a lot of time
4. If Jen doesn’t cook dinner her husband makes frozen pizza and there are only so many days in a row you can eat that without vomiting in your mouth 
5. Danielle is simultaneously trying to sell her apartment, buy a house in Connecticut, convince her family that Connecticut isn’t exactly Siberia, and assure her husband that she’s fascinated by his fantasy football teams (yes teamS) … which doesn’t leave a lot of time for “creative” writing
6. For some strange reason, no publishing companies have contacted us yet for our book deal, so we figure we have time
7. We’d rather write fun Halloween e-cards
8. We spend most of our "free" time ferociously stalking Ellen and are expecting either a call from a producer or a restraining order momentarily
9. We’re both pregnant so we start writing and then forget what we’re writing about
10. What, what was I doing? Oh right. I have to pee. Again.